Post by Doctor Manhattan on Jul 29, 2015 21:55:13 GMT -5
╳ MURDER WORLD HANDBOOK
Welcome, one and all! Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages! You have been selected for a breathtaking, action packed spectacular the likes of which few events across the entire multiverse can compare! Of course I speak of the one and only MURDER WORLD! I, Arcade, will be your loving guide and god across the entirety of your adventures here, and as such I believe it best to lay down the ground rules. For those of you that don't list "plays well with others," or "follows instructions," on your resume, never fear. These are short and simple; so easy even the Hulk could follow them.
I. ACCEPT YOUR FATE
You're stuck here for the long haul, so I ask you direct all complaints to the next person who actually cares. Really, I can't imagine many of you having room to complain in the first place. I've likely given you a chance to get away from the troubles of your past.
II. NOT THE FACE
Attempts to dethrone me will not be taken lightly. Trust me, you'll be much happier playing along. Consider this the one warning to any of you would-be god slayers out there: I know where you are. I know how to deal with you. I will not play nice.
III. AREA CONTROL
While I do lay claim to the entirety of Murder World, I do not consider myself much in terms of a community overseer. These positions for each area will be determined as fairly as possible. If you will direct your attention to your nearest computer and access the Arcadenet, you will find a high score listing on your homepage. Points are given simply for living and performing well in Murder World. The longer you survive the higher you'll find yourself on this leader board, and those of you ranked the highest will be crowned as KINGS (or QUEENS if you prefer).
IV. SUICIDE HOTLINE
If for any reason you absolutely can't bear to be here any longer, you may scream in agony at the skies or any other unimaginative way to get my attention you might think of. I will personally and gladly put you out of your misery. HAHAA!
V. MY WORD IS LAW
I hold the right to add any sort of rules to this world as I see fit at any time. The game is constantly changing, and if I say jump... You know the drill.